bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My feet surprised me
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