ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.