Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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