Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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