Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
