Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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