hotel room ftw
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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