thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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