it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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