If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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