In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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