So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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