these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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