We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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