Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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