I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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