I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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