Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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