This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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