Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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