So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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