OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
NoShamevember. You game?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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