boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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