Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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