brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize