i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
