I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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