NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He shit in the fireplace
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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