please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You coming home soon, man?
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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