I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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