Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
