And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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