you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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