There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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