I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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