I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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