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Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he fucked my hip out of place.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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