Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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