Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
only you would photoshop your dick
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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