So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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