How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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