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the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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