I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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