this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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