Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've blown a few things in my day
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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