why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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