Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Where is the hickey?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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