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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I intend to get homeless drunk

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (209): View more from California

  you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.

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  When were you at my house?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  You sprinted into the side of a parked car

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.

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