that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag