so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Panties = found
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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