its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just fell off a train. Bad.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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