You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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