I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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