So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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